I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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