We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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