So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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