Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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