Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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