Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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