did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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