Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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