...so i touched it.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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