I hate your face
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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