He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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