Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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