My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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