I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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