I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
