Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
cat food counts as protein by the way
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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