She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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