You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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