Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Randomize
