you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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