Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
