sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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