Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
