Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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