Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
