oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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