Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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