Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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