The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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