Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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