just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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