: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
