redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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