Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
