Having a random hookup so left but love u
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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