Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Randomize
