What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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