i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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