so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Did you just see the Batmobile???
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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