your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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