Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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