No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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