I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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