I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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