i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
