Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Randomize