i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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