so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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