Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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