Whod you bang
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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