So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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