i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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