If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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