How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
tell me about the fingering
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